A FUNNY PIRATE PICTURE BOOK FOR CURIOUS KIDS
Where Do Pirates Poop?
Pirates sail the seven seas—but where do they go when they have to GO?
Climb aboard for a silly trip into the surprisingly gross history of pirate bathroom habits! Where Do Pirates Poop?answers the question curious kids never knew they needed to ask, with plenty of pirate humor along the way.
SILLY QUESTIONS
Where could a pirate possibly poop?
Hats? Treasure chests? Cannons? Young readers can guess along as each ridiculous possibility gets a very definite—NO!
PIRATE FACTS
There’s a real answer hiding in all that silliness.
Kids discover what the poop deck really means and learn the surprising name sailors used for a ship’s toilet.
READ-ALOUD FUN
Made for giggles, guesses, and one more question.
The repeating question-and-answer format invites kids to join in, while goofy illustrations and gross-out humor keep the laughs coming right to the very last page.
About Allie Compeau
Allie Compeau writes and illustrates funny, imaginative books for kids who like a little mischief with their stories. Her books are filled with quirky characters, ridiculous situations, and plenty of reasons to laugh.
When she isn’t writing or drawing, she’s usually dreaming up whatever trouble her next character is going to get into.